Friday Funnies - Getting to Go Home!

I know I've read this somewhere before, but it came in my e-mail recently so I thought I'd share it here. Hopefully I didn't read on someone else's blog (sorry I wasn't trying to copy)! If you need a good laugh, head on over to Kim's blog.

Getting to Go Home

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted 'crazy,' then he would tell me to take a few days off. So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the boss might think I was 'crazy' and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the boss came into the office and asked, "What in the name of heaven are you doing?"

I told him I was a light bulb. He said, "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days."

I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the boss asked her, "And where do you think you're going?!" (You're gonna love this....) She said, "I'm going home too. I can't work in the dark."