Friday Funnies - A Friendship Poem

It's Friday, yay! And I'm just a few days away from vacation. I can't wait!

A Friendship Poem

Let's just tell it like it is, okay?

When you are sad, I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!
When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
When you're scared, we will high tail it out of here.
When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!!!!
When you are confused, I will use little words.
When you are sick, stay away from me until you are well again...I don't want whatever you have.
When you fall, I'll pick you up and dust you off--After I laugh my head off!
This is my oath...I pledge it to the end.
'Why?' you may ask...because you are my FRIEND!

Now that you probably don't wanna be my friend go check out Kim's blog for more Friday Funnies!

PS - Just to clear up any possible confusion, I did not write this but I thought it would bring someone a smile today.