Admittedly this joke took me a few seconds to really get, but when I did I couldn't help but laugh out loud. I could just picture it. Hope it brings you a laugh too!
Self Serve Christmas
A kindly 90-year-old grandmother found buying presents for family and friends a bit much one Christmas, so she wrote out checks for all of them to put in their Christmas cards. In each card she wrote, "Buy your own present" and then sent them off. After the Christmas festivities were over, she found the checks in her desk! Everyone had gotten a Christmas card from her with "Buy your own present" written inside, but without the checks!
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