Thursday, September 2, 2010

Friday Funnies - Acts 2:38

This lady surprised a burglar in her kitchen. He was all loaded down with the things he was going to steal. She had no weapon and was all alone. The only thing that she could think to do was quote scripture. So she holds up a hand and says: "ACTS 2:38!!!"

The burglar quakes in fear and then freezes to the point that she is able to get to the phone and call 911 for the cops. When the cops arrive, the burglar is still frozen in place. They are very much surprised that a woman alone with no weapon could do this. One of them asked the lady: "How did you do this?"

The woman replied, "I quoted scripture."

The cop turned to the burglar: "What was it about the scripture that had such an effect on you?"

The burglar replied: "Scripture! What scripture? I thought she said she had an ax and two 38's."

10 comments:

The Real Me! said...

LOL! That would be me. I'll have to see what scripture is 3:57. LOL!
Have a great weekend.
Kim

He & Me + 3 said...

That is too funny. I love it.

Angel said...

Love it!! I am a new follower, found you from Kim's friday funnies!!

Have a fabulous weekend!!

Gregg said...

I love that! May I have permission to "steal" this and place it on my blog?

Gregg said...

I am going to add you to my blogroll and read along each day for awhile, I like you blog.

Susan said...

LOL!!!!!!!! I needed this today.

Thanks♥

CM said...

Ha! Too funny!

Ok, now I'm off to go look up Acts 2:38! :-)

edshunnybunny said...

That's a good one! If the occasion ever presents itself, I may try it!

In reply to your comment on Friday's post..Yes, I am from the south--Georgia. I suppose things may have been a bit different here(regarding intergration), but I don't know since I've never lived anywhere else.

THE OLD GEEZER said...

LOL!! That burglar got off easy. He might have tried to burglarize someone who really had an ax and two 38's

THE OLD GEEZER said...

I love the VBS photos :-)

The dog pretty cool to.