Friday, September 10, 2010

Friday Funnies - Kitchen Help

A wife was busy frying eggs, when her husband came home. He walked into the kitchen and immediately started yelling.

"CAREFUL!!! CAREFUL! MORE OIL! TURN THEM! TURN THEM NOW! WE NEED MORE OIL! THEY ARE GOING TO STICK! CAREFUL! CAREFUL! TURN THEM! TURN THEM!!! HURRY UP! ARE YOU CRAZY! THE OIL IS GOING TO SPILL! USE MORE SALT! THE SALT!!"

The wife was very upset, "What is wrong with you? Why are you yelling like this? Do you think I don't know how to fry an egg?"

The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted you to know what it's like for me when I am driving the car and you're sitting next to me."

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8 comments:

He & Me + 3 said...

Oh no. I will not let me husband read this. Baaa Haaa

The Real Me! said...

Oh that's good! Ha! Ha! Ha! Thanks for linking up my friend.
Have a fabulous weekend.
Hugs
Kim

Kate said...

LOL! Love this one!

SophieMae said...

LOL! I agree.. DH is not going to see this one! *snort*

Have a JESUS-filled day! ^i^

Stacie, A Firefighter's Wife said...

That is sooooo funny!!!!!!!!!!! My husband would say the same thing! He hates it when I am a passenger seat driver!

Renee said...

Oh my, this is so funny... because it's SO TRUE!! :) LOL

Thanks for the laugh, and for stopping by my blog!

Have a great day!

Renee
aglimpseofbeautiful.com

Saleslady371 said...

Ouch! I'm guilty. Thanks for visiting me. I'm remembering 9-11 with you and praying for our great nation today!

Sherry @ Lamp Unto My Feet said...

LOL! Too funnY! :)